------------------------------------------ -- EZ A SZÁM CSAK TEXT FORMÁBAN LÉTEZIK -- ------------------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Feb 91 22:48:26 EST Subject: *** FORUM *** #153 Tartalomjegyzek: ---------------- Felado : 72600.3046@compuserve.com Temakor : MacNeil Lehrer News Hour =============================================== Felado : 72600.3046@compuserve.com Beerkezett: Sat Feb 23 16:36:01 EST 1991 Temakor : MacNeil Lehrer News Hour - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Az alabbi idezetert elnezest kerek a Forum kedves nem Amerikaban tartozkodo olvasoitol, mert a humort azok fogjak igazan ertekelni, akik ismerik a MacNeil/Lehrer hirorat. Eloljaroban csak annyit, hogy ezt a musort tartjak Amerikaban a legszinvonalasabb es "legintellektualisabb" napi hirado- nak a T.V.-ben. The Tedium Twins Robert MacNeil (voice over): A Galilean preacher claims he is the Redeemer and says the poor are blessed. Should he be crucified? (Titles) MacNeil: Good evening. The roman procurator in Jerusalem is trying to decide whether a man regarded by many as a saint should be put to death. Pontius Pilate is being urged by civil libertarians to intervene in what is seen here in Rome as being basically a local dispute. Tonight, the crucifixion debate. Jim? Jim Lehrer: Robin, the provinces of Judea and Galilee have always been trouble spots, and this year is no exception. The problem is part religious, part political, and in many ways a mixture of both. The Jews believe in one god. Discontent in the province has been growing, with many local businessmen complaining about the tax burden. Terrorism, particularly in Galilee, has been on the increase. In recent months, a carpenter's son from the town of Nazareth has been attracting a large following with novel doctrines and faith healing. He recently entered Jerusalem amid popular acclaim, but influential Jewish leaders fear his power. Here in Alexandria the situation is seen as dangerous. Robin? MacNeil: Recently in Jerusalem on a fact-finding mission for the Emperor's Emergency Task Force on Provincial Disorders was Quintilius Maximus. Mr. Maximus, how do you see the situation? Maximus: Robin, I had occasion to hear one of this preacher's sermons a few months ago and talk with his aides. There is no doubt in my mind that he is a threat to peace and should be crucified. MacNeil: Pontius Pilate should wash his hands of the problem? Maximus: Absolutely. MacNeil: I see. Thank you. Jim? Lehrer: Now for a view from Mr. Simon, otherwise known as Peter. He is a supporter of Christ and has been standing by in a Jerusalem studio. Robin? MacNeil: Mr. Simon Peter, why do you support Christ? Simon Peter: He is the Son of God and presages the Second Coming. If I may, I would like to read some relevant passages from the prophet Isaiah. MacNeil: Thank you, but I'm afraid we'll have to break in there. We've run out of time. Good night, Jim. Lehrer: Good night, Robin. MacNeil: Sleep well, Jim. Lehrer: I hope you sleep well, too, Robin. MacNeil: I think I will. Well, good night again, Jim. Lehrer: Good night, Robin. MacNeil: We'll be back again tomorrow night. I'm Robert MacNeil. Good night. Next day Robert MacNeil (voice over): Should one man eat another? (Titles) MacNeil: Good Evening. Reports from the Donner Pass indicate that survivors fed upon their companions. Tonight, should cannibalism be regulated? Jim? Lehrer: Robin, the debate pits two diametrically opposed sides against each other: the Human Meat-eaters Association, who favor a free market in human flesh, and their regulatory opponents in Congress and the consumer movement. Robin? MacNeil: Mr. Tooth, why eat human flesh? Tooth: Robin, it is full of protein and delicious too. Without human meat, our pioneers would be unable to explore the West properly. This would present an inviting opportunity to the French, who menace our pioneer routes from the north. MacNeil: Thank you. Jim? Lehrer: Now for another view of cannibalism. Bertram Brussell-Sprout is leading the fight to control the eating of animal fats and meats. Mr. Sprout, would you include human flesh in this proposed regulation? Sprout: Most certainly, Jim. Our studies show that some human flesh available for sale to the public is maggot-ridden, improperly cut, and often incorrectly graded. We think the public should be protected from such abuses. MacNeil: Some say it is wrong to eat human flesh at all. Mr. Prodnose, give us this point of view. Prodnose: Robin, eating people is wrong. We say... MacNeil: I'm afraid we're out of time. Good night, Jim. Lehrer: Good night, Robin. MacNeil: Did you sleep well last night? Lehrer: I did, thank you. MacNeil: That's good. So did I. We'll be back again tomorrow night. I'm Robert MacNeil. Good Night. Alexander Cockburn (In: Corruptions of Empire, Verso, 1988) Udv. 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